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Disappointing.

At first I wondered why you would bother to slam the 'popular flash characters' yet skipped over most of the REAL losers on this site. Let's just go with 'putting in well-known characters everybody likes MIGHT make others enjoy our movie.'

Seriously. Throwing in a bunch of popular characters and mixing them with excessive violence is what terrible NG authors do best. Rather than coming up with a CLEVER insult or anything entertaining, you've resorted to lots and lots of poorly animated death and borrowed characters to throw onto the garbage pile known as NG Collabs. The only part I liked in this entire movie was the part where the epic kiss sequence got fast-forwarded and the two characters bumped their heads together. THAT was good. Throwing in a bunch of Barneys tweening around awkwardly for YET ANOTHER MATRIX PARODY was not.

All that you really did was indulge in the most prominent and irritating cliche on this site, and that defeats the purpose of making this movie in the first place.

MACception responds:

Yes...yes we did... :-D

-LP

No

Dancing around in your bedroom is not animation. It's a horrible waste of resources.

AntiClockClock responds:

I didn't have any resources to waste. You just lost a fan too, asshole. Mass 0 ATTACCCCKKK!!!! jk. actually im not.

Heh heh heh

The animation's pretty smooth and clean even though there isn't a lot of it and it's kinda short. I like the ending best. I'm giving it a 5 for the hell of it :}}}

BritClock responds:

Thanks for the fifen...I dont know why you gave it such a low score for everything though, especially sound, which is crystal clear on speakonia =|. Thanks for the review, anyway.

Still bad.

You should REALLY improve on your graphics and audio. The whole almost-a-stickfigure/bland voiceacting thing isn't working. Characters shouldn't be 40% eyeball. It's ugly, it's impractical, it makes everyone look the same, and above all else it proves that you can't draw. Based on these designs everyone would be BLIND by age 10 due to repeated casual bumps, scratches, and bruises to their optical sensors.

You misspelled a bunch of things and the movie fell off-sync sometime near the end. The battles were like DBZ--mostly blurs and very little choreography. The story is highly unoriginal and has nothing behind it but video game character inserts and a longterm reference to an old TV show that was 'cool' at the time (doesn't take much to impress a kid) yet is actually terrible and irritating. While you clearly put a little more effort into this episode than your other similar pieces of ©-raping garbage (yeah, those blur effects actually do take a little bit of external work) it still doesn't work.

Therefore, in addition to bad graphics and sound, you have bad/stolen ideas. Remind me again what this has to offer. Do you actually WATCH these movies when you're done? Who's in charge of beta testing and quality control?

It seems shallow to be offended by the lack of actual swears and curses, but you might want to come up with better insults than 'snailbait'. It just makes the movie that much more incredibly lame.

MetalMaverick responds:

Oh boo friggin' hoo! If you hate what I'm doing so much than just turn it off and go do your own little projects. Instead of whining about how much you hate something.

I'm simply doing what I like. Sure, the quality isn't the best, but it gets the point across. The simple fact of the matter is that I'm just one person. If I had a team of artists, it'd be different. I'm just doing what I can with what little free time I have. Being an artist yourself, you'd think you would already understand that. Appearantly for you boy, that's not the case.

Ehh.

Your graphics are pretty nicely done, albeit way too exanimate and static. It's mostly just a flat image being tweened--there's like... 2 drawings of the girl, a few boxy backgrounds, and... and... that's it. It's too short for me to give it anymore than a 2, but I look forward to whatever happens next. Put more in it--this really isn't gonna draw any attention at all.

Samus-Aran responds:

Thanks for the review. It's an honor to get a review from a NG bigwig (imo). I know there's not a lot to it, but that was 2 years ago and with zero animation experience, and like I said, lack of inspiration. I want to see if people were interested to see it completed. Preferrably, I would like to see if people would want my story as an animation, or as a webcomic. I can draw way better than I can animate, but I will pursue animation when I have more time to contribute to it. More likely to happen if I can get more free time. I will definitely redo the entire thing when I can, 100%.

Ugh

More horrible sprite movies.

That badly looped sound track in the tavern was painful to hear. Please don't ever do that again.

Cloud's sprites had strange outlines. You could've fixed that before submitting the movie.

The only thing I can give you points on is being perhaps 5% original for creating some graphics in the movie, despite most of them were pretty bad.

8-Deadclaw0-8 responds:

well, my, my, my, everyones a critic.... well Mr. DL-Misteroo, it seems u hate sprite movies... then why did u watch mine? 80% of final fantasy movies are sprite movies?? u would think that FF stood for Final Fantasy, not Foo Fighters, or Fat Fuckers, or maybe u thought it was Fisting Females?? any whoo, i figure u got ur own opinion, keep up the reviews thou, im SURE that people will stop making sprite movies cuz u tell them to... phnny guy....

Ugh..

MORE skating videos???

Been there. Done that. Didn't like it the first time.

i-enjoy-ham responds:

you fucking idiot.. if you dont like skate vids and are gonna vote low cause of that and not because of the work put into it dont vote.. fucking dumbass what did you think it was gonna be? starwars???

NICE.

Your drawings are downright WONDERFUL, but for some reason I didn't exactly like the way that everyone was animated. The character's mouths were out of sync with what was being said, and the actual fighting scene was actually pretty shakey and repetitive. I'm not much of a fan of the voices, either. Also, there were some areas where the use of gradients just didn't work too well--such as when used with the blood or that red whip thing that showed up during the fighting scene.

Anyway, you clearly spent a HELL of a lot of time on this film, and for that you get a 5 and my thumbs up ^_^ There's room for improvement in your animations, but keep up the good work!

Imp-beast responds:

dude i cannot thank you enough for the review. I see now where i went wrong and have room for improvement. I am a perfectionist. thank you again.
Peace. =0)

Claymation, eh?

Quite original for newgrounds! I must admit, your audio and voiceacting is by far some of the worst that I have ever heard in my life, I love the animation. Good job.

Knox responds:

thanks,you dont have to be so harshon the voice acting,i am an award winning artist!,i know what im doing!
no hard fealings..good fight

Ermm....

The graphics really aren't that great--they're just gradiented spheres and shapes. The 'punches' are just tweened enlargements of the said shapes. The background is also just a gradient with oversized brush strokes to indicate grass. The music did not help your movie at all--it was a little too loud for something so simple--and the movie was so amazingly short and possessed so little content that it made me wonder why it was made in the first place. Perhaps it was rushed. Know that quality takes priority over speed.

Some voiceacting or sound effects would've been better instead of that track.

However, you do get a thumbs up for making it only 138.1KB--at least you didn't leave in the whole song and keep this at 4MB or something.

I suggest learning how to draw characters better and adding in more action and actual animation before continuing.

Maxacutioner responds:

well, its like this. if u didnt realize, this is a story. almost even, like a book. some chapters are longer than others. this was to continue the story, like a middle episode. like Lord of the Rings. in theaters. LoTR: Two Towers didn't really have a plot, just continued the first. there wasnt much to happen at this point in the chapter, because there has to be one more episode to complete this. what? 5 more seconds? thats all that coulda been added if they flew to the moon, cuz if i went any further, there would be no last chapter. i assure u, the next chapter will be longer. it is the end and therefor many things will happen. in Chapter 3, all the episodes will be longer because of the story that follows that. Peace.

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