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Overall Review: 2

Everyone knows this already.

The reason why Xiao Xiao did so well had nothing to do with the fact that it had stick figures--it was because all of the characters moved so fluidly--their arms, legs, hands, and overall bodies all moved around just like a person would. However, in films like these, people just take 3 poses and call it 'running', or take 5 frames of poorly drawn animation and call it 'killing'... or they just put a stick figure on something that appears to be a skateboard and use a motion tween to move it from left to right while an oversized MP3 of "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" plays in the background. Then, oh no! He trips, is shot, is beaten, or explodes. It's such a horribly done cliche. You'd have to be a complete newbie to like even 10% of all stick flashes.

It's a shame, really, that the potentials of Flash is being wasted on untalented children that refuse to put effort into their films, yet expect people to worship their movies. After all, "XIAO XIAO HAAD STIK FIGRRZ 2 OMG LOL", right? There's something called 'style'... all animation has its own kind of feel to it. The question, however, is whether it is elegant or simply complete utter crap.

...Umm... that's about it... anyway, since this was also a low-effort flash, I give you a blam. You still made a good point, but you could've conveyed it a lot better.

This is awesome ^_^

You did it again! Another hilarious film ^_^ This one's much better than your film about Link--and the ending is the best part of all. You should REALLY make the Kirby movie--I can't wait to see more from you!

Ew

Please learn how to draw and animate before submitting your next flash. The lack of effort in this film suggests a very strong need for it.

Pretty funny

I'd have never have thought of that. Some of these jokes are @#%&#!% HYSTERICAL. It's a homophobic film, but... still, some of these jokes are the funniest things I've seen in a while. Nice job!

Omnibus responds:

The team would like to make it clear that we aren't homophobes, we just find anal sex to be hillarious.

Nice work!

Whoa. Nice job, sir! The graphics are rather basic for the fight scenes, but they're very much in-depth despite that--you get my approval! ^_^

Hmm...

...That's pretty bad. It wasn't funny. It wasn't even all that violent. But I've seen worse... so I'm giving you a 2. I pretty much hate stick-figure animations, and stress that authors make original graphics in their films, hence the low rating.

What I'm saying is... you can do better than that.

Ew

I don't really like this film. There's hardly anything to it at all. It may be a first, but... all I can say is 'better luck next time'.

If you are reading this, I am already dead. Maybe. Probably.

Age 41, Male

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